Asshole Aqueduct

The shape your asshole makes after a long stretch of time where it's being used as a holder for dildos. Similar to the holes in an actual aqueduct

"Man, that Tammy is so kinky. She made me get an asshole aqueduct because she blackmailed me into holding her dildo for a week.

Hawty Shawty

A term used for petite men, typically spoken after drinking a considerable amount of cough syrup.

Hietler: "Hey, Hawty Shawty, wanna get some food later?"
Farmer Coom: "Sure, that sounds like fun."