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When people get up in a meeting and start explaining something - to avoid looking nervous they start moving their weight from side to side on their legs, and make gestures with their hands. That's called the boardroom shuffle.
***Big meeting takes place - Annie has to speak and is nervous***
Dude 1: "Yo, what is up with Annie up there? Is she having a fit up there?"
Dude 2: "I think it's just a classic case of the Boardroom Shuffle"
Used in South Africa as another word for working.
John: "How's the Grafting going?"
James: "It's all good. Man's gotto make a living"
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Posting LIUWD on your status is a "subtle" way of saying "Like if u want dick". You want a someone to give you head, or shag? Post LIUWD on your status. Pick one of the girls (or guys - if you're into that sort of thing) as your status, and then she/he wants dick.... From you... So... Go... Give it to them...
FREE SEX PASS!!!
Anthony on his status: LIUWD!!!
Claire: *Claire likes this*
Anthony gives dick, coz Claire liked coz she wanted dick.
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Resting Bitch-Face Syndrome. When a woman seems like she's always crampy and full of shit even when she's just sitting down doing nothing and resting, thinking about good times.
A- "That woman just gave me a death stare."
B- "Nah, that's her normal face. She's got RBFS."
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PAPSMEAR = People Against PETA's Sick Mindless Evil Attributed Road.
Kim Kardashian recently joined the PAPSMEAR movement, after a member of PETA attacked her with flour.
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Something an anti-vaxxer does.
"I've done my reesurch, wake up sheeple."
Or
"Go down your own reesurch, I don't need to do all your homework", but provides a link to natural news anyway.