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Stinky Blowfish

When one person farts into another persons mouth, filling their mouth with harmful gasses. Then with a mouth full of fart blowing it back at the person that passed the gas.

Jacob walked into work after a long night out, someone asked Jacob, “why the long face and pink eyes?”. Jacob responded, “I got hit with the stinky blowfish.”

by Carlofduty February 29, 2020


Shouka

When you bend over a women, and with her butthole in the air placing cocaine in the surface of her hole. Then have the women fart sending a cloud of fart and cocaine into the air and you try to sniff as much as you can while its in the air.

Jacob came back with a smile on his face and pink eye, we asked him " what happened last night after the club?" Jacob responded, " I took a girl home and hit her with the shouka"

When a girl gets passed around to the homies. "baby pass me the shouka"

by Carlofduty January 31, 2016

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Grumpy Librarian

When your taking a dump and midway through your push, as your dropping your kids off a loud fart whisper escapes to quiet your loud grunting and pushing.

Jacob ran to the bathroom in a number 2 emergency, he sat down and gave a hard push with a manly grunt that was silenced by the grumpy librarian.

by Carlofduty March 31, 2019