ryfucius

The most humble person you've ever met. They might be brash at first but underneath the crude and rudeness, there is a sensitive and caring soul. They will be the most loyal and real person who always has the best intentions yet can be a headass when being unaware or interested in topics. Although kind their laugh is horrible at the same time affectious. One thing is it's never boring with a ryfucius in your life.

Man Ive been having alot of problems with my family and life I need a ryfucius to cheer me up.

kelman

The weirdest, most awkward person you'll have the displeasure in meeting. Has little to no social cues with a pervy side that is written all over his face. Doesn't ever listen and will make up things to cover their ass when times get hard. Will be found living in his parent's basement with little to do in life. Don't be a Kelman or meet one.

Omg you see that guy I really hope he isn't a kelman

10👍 1👎

Branbae

A person who'll French kiss you, just to steal your identity (only kisses men). Possesses a big head that not match his body size. Doesn’t cause any harm or anything at all. Will likely say kiss my ass, do not be insulted this is their way to attract mates.

Omg be sure to wear a mask or else the branbae will get you