sleepsucking

the act of sucking cock while sleeping.

I woke up to my self sleepsucking my husband.

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joke suicide

when somebody kills their own joke

Person 1: *tells funny joke*
Person 2: *thinks joke is funny*
Person 1: *explains joke* OR *overdoes joke*
Person 2: *thinks: yikes. joke suicide. joke is ruined.*

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