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triple dragon

When you’re on your period and get projectile vomiting and diarrhea.

Aw man I got the flu on my period and was triple dragoning all night

by Carpetmuncher August 10, 2022


virginity

Something that only Americans value and only religious zealots keep.

Something that can be unfortunate to have or be brutally taken away

If you have it, you don't want it (or God has it)
If you lost it, you want it

A stupid word which has no meaning beacause intercourse is a completely natural act that humans were meant to perform

The "good" girl kept her virginity for her God while the "bad" girl went out and had the night of her life

The "geek" studied his math homework while the "pimp" fucked every slut he knew and got an STD.

(Stereotypes are so stupid theyre funny)

by Carpetmuncher May 9, 2006

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