Cars 2

The best movie you’ll ever watch. Cars 2 is a true cinematic masterpiece for the ages, it’s greatness is misunderstood by the foolish public. Cars 2 is a truly great movie, and one of the best cinematic masterpieces of all time.

John: Man I wanna watch Cars 2 on Disney+!

Jake: Cars 2? That shitty movie, that’s kinda cringe, bro, ngl

John: Jake, have you even watched Cars 2? It’s Pixar’s magnum opus!

Jake: Yeah right you dumb bitch. Have you seen the reviews it has, everyone hates it

John: everyone hates you too but here you are

*John then forces Jake yo watch Cars 2 with him*

Goobey

What I do to your mom in bed

John: I’m gonna Goobey your fucking mom
Jake: why don’t you goobey me
John: I May be a goober but im not gonna goob you
Jake: damn, I ain’t gonna get goobed, I’m not gonna be a goobee

John: stop it

TikTok song

A bad song that’s only popular because it can be used as a TikTok audio/was created to be used as a TikTok audio

Jake: dude ABCDEFU is such a good song

John: dude that’s such a TikTok song, kys ong
Jake: ok, ok, what about Sunroof?

John: also trash. Get better taste Bozo
Jake: I will abandon you on Epstein Island