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A chinese cunt. Preferably the chinese waitresses at china buffets that are rude to people.
That chunt would not give me a fortune cookie but still asked me for a tip!
35π 52π
To get a guy off by using only your foot.
I got a footy last night under the table at Chili's!
71π 28π
When you eat at the Hong Kong Buffet in JohnstownPennsylvania and you gets the shits the next day from eating there.
Hi, I can't come into to work today. I got the Hong Kong shits. Thanks, bye.
6π 7π
That slut fucked so many guys, her pussy has to be all flappity.
10π 1π
When a GIRL is taking a shit and her loved one is eating out her pussy. Basically, a reverse blumpkin.
When I was taking a poop at work, my boss came in the stall with me and gave me a muffkin.
7π 2π
A sexy cute lover that has huge perfect bouncy balls. He also has a huge dick with a lot of gurth and he knows how to use it.
My jimmy bear totally fucked the shit out of me last night, now my uteris fuckin hurts!
20π 16π
When a fork lift driver does not wear boxers and his balls are flapping in the breeze as he drives around.
There goes the foreman again. I think he is free ballin it.
6π 24π