Muffkin

A muffkin is directly connected to its original meaning of a blumpkin. A muffkin, however, is the act of getting an oral service while taking a dump. The only difference is the guy is preforming the service hence the name "Muff"kin.

Brian: "Dude, I was giving this spanish chick a muffkin last night right? And a little bit got on my chin!"
Joe: "Sweet! Did you take pictures?"

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Muffkin

The act of going down on a girl while she is taking a shit. Similar to bumpkin.

I gave my home bitch a muffkin after she let me have my birthday blumpkin.

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muffkin

To receive cunnilingus while pooing.

Following the most breathtaking muffkin I have ever been given, my brother wiped my anus clean with his tongue.

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muffkin

When a GIRL is taking a shit and her loved one is eating out her pussy. Basically, a reverse blumpkin.

When I was taking a poop at work, my boss came in the stall with me and gave me a muffkin.

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MUFFKIN

The female version of a blumpkin. The act of getting eatin out while taking a shit. A female receiving oral sex while taking a shit.

Jan received a muffkin from billy.

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bloody muffkin

The act of Performing a muffkin,while pulling out a skanks juicy ripe tampon, thereby sprinkling the face of the perpatrator.

Lenord Skyler performed a bloody muffkin on his first cousins' 18th birthday.

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