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Afternoon Delight is quite simply all about daytime love making, the naughty type. It was also the name of a song sung in the 70s by a group called the starland vocal band. Theses words date back to around 130BC in Ancient Egypt, when people along the nile respectively went out in the afternoon to the banks of the nile and made love to their partners. I'm talking about having a bowl of chicken soup with a rubin, then making dirty rubin love. Now days we would see this as a mass orgy, but back then it was quite common. Afternoon Delight coming from the Ancient Egyptian words Aftaron, meaning before night, and delita, meaning sex.
Rubbing sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbing you is getting so exciting. Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.
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Vegemite - From the Australian word meaning awesome edible spread which un-worthy Americans can't handle due to its almighty power.
"Vegemite Is The Shizznit"
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A sport involving a basketball, a basketball court and a basketball net although the rules of basketball are thrown out. The idea of the game is to show the punk ass bitch gaurding you who's better. If having to bounce the ball of the back of his head will achieve this goal then go for it.
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1)A baby which has been either concieved due to anal sex or has been born through the anal passage as opposed to the vagina. Usually resembles a faeces covered fetus.
2)An insult directed at people who enjoy rectums and their function.
1)"Thomas was a Butt Baby, he was born out of a smelly anus."
2)"Thomas is such a Butt Baby, look at the way he acts around rectums."
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To brew a fart into your cupped hands and then transfer it to the face of an unsuspecting victim, blanketing them face in the rich smell of your inner sphincter.
I cupcaked Sam. He vomitted from the putrid smell of my tainted asshole.
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Google - A search engine that currently searches 8,058,044,651 web pages. If we look at this figure closely it is clear that it is greater than the number of humans residing on this planet. Google seems to have been made popular due to its plain and simple interface unlike yahoo which sells out with its adds.
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To Google - The act of using the google search engine.
It is thought Google got its name from a googol, the third largest number with a name. It is a '1' followed by 100 zeros.
n."I'll use google to find the right site, or I'll use it's image search to look for boobies"
v."If you don't know what something is, google it"
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