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A person who is straight but lonely so they purposely get black out drunk and try to fuck anything regardless of sexual orientation.
He is such an opporapist I woke up to him black out drunk and buck naked rubbing my head.
When a girl gives you a blowjob while wearing a beer can baseball helmet and hands you the straws to drink the beer during the act. Bases loaded optional...
It was the bottom of the ninth and I was noticeably depressed because my team was losing. My girl wanted to cheer me up so she loaded two natty lights in her beer helmet and started grand slammin me