Fucking idiot's that hold a party for 47 people in a 500 square foot apartment during the coronavirus outbreak with no regard for anyone else.
Did you get your invitation to Rico's rave? Yeah man I'm not hanging out with that bunch of coronafools.
When someone says something so stupid that you can't believe they just said it.
Georgia's governor Brian Kemp said he just found out that coronavirus is asymptomatic.... that's a game changer.
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When all the women look like shit because they can't get their hair, nails,and makeup did due to government lockdowns.
Damn bro dis lockdown needs to end already, did you see Yolanda and Shanaynay dem bitches be coronahit fo sho.
Getting paid to be off of work and having nothing to do or nowhere to go.
The trip I took to Puerto Vallarta and got stung by a sting ray beats the hell out of this coronacation I'm on. This sucks!
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When the fucking idiot insurance adjuster comes to your house and tries to fuck you out of everything.
Insurance adjuster just showed up. It is literally raining on his head inside my house. He says "I don't see what the problem is. " uh oh, I got a feeling I've just been adjuster fucked.
Nasty mother fuckers finally learned how to wash their grubby paws due to the coronavirus outbreak.
Damn Jerome you about to scrub the black off your ass with that damn coronawash you be doin.
When the center of your bed caves in after tearing up the old ladies ass and leaves you looking like the stuffing in a taco.
Damn dude I beat that ass up last night. We had to climb or way out of the tacobed, it was a real bitch.