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Do you want to build a wall? Lets make a plan today. Don't want to see them anymore, we'll have a door, but lock it everyday. It will cost a lot of money... but that's fine... We'll get Mexico to pay! Do you want to build a wall? "I'm not going to pay for that" wait, wait, wait... Do you want to build a wall? A lot of people think I can't. I'll get it up and finish it. Just ask Milania "Yes my husband is quick" I'll make things happen, I will build a wall... THen we will start a literal

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"Trump is my favorite meme"

by CassetteMeower June 4, 2017

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Beagle

Easily one of the best dog breeds, it is known for their cute floppy ears and iconic “aroo!” sound. While loud, they’re also very lovable and love playing and cuddling. All of them are good boys (or girls).

Person 1: what’s your favorite dog breed?
Person 2: the beagle!
Person 1: why?
Person 2: AROOOOOOOOOOOOOO. That’s beagle for “they’re so cute and cuddly and playful and funny!” Well, aroo can mean just about anything depending on the beagle and the context. Really though, beagles are perfect
Person 1: wow, beagles are amazing! Aroooo!

by CassetteMeower March 2, 2023


Dickface

A term to describe a cat with a very specific nose pattern resembling a male part. First coined by Gordon Ramsay, it has now been used to describe cats with penis shaped markings on their face.

Me: my cat has a marking on her nose that looks like a male part
Friend: she’s a dickface then

by CassetteMeower August 7, 2023


Aroo

The iconic sound beagles are known for. “Aroo” has many different meanings, depending on the beagle and the tone and length of the aroo. An aroo can mean “I want to play” “I’m hungry” “please give me that toy” “I want to go outside” or just “I love you” among many different reasons which you can usually figure out if you know your beagle well enough. Beagles will oftentimes aroo at each other, like their own secret aroo language. When two or more beagles are arooing, join in and start howling with them. Singing with a beagle is fun!

Beagle: aroooooooooooo!
Another beagle: aroo!
A beagle puppy: AROOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Owner: alright I’ll get your toys! It’s time to play!
All the beagles in unison: -happy arooooing as they’re about to play with their human-

by CassetteMeower March 2, 2023


Big Man

The best member of the Splatoon 3 idol band Deep Cut. He’s a manta ray and goes AY

Ay! (My name is Big Man!)

by CassetteMeower August 30, 2022


Wahh

The phrase Waluigi from the Mario series is iconic for saying, coming from the Wa in his name. Oftentimes said after a victory in a minigame, such as a Mario Party minigame or a round of Mario Tennis.

Waluigi: I won this round of tennis, WAHH!

by CassetteMeower March 2, 2023


Bagel the Beagle

The very best name for a beagle. Objectively the best one to give to a beagle due to it being a very similar word to beagle. And if your beagle was previously called “Beagle” before having a name, they should take to “Bagel” quite quickly! All Bagel beagles are really kind puppers, coming from someone who has their own Bagel the beagle. The only other name that rivals Bagel as the best beagle name is Snoopy, but really any name is good for a beagle - but Bagel is the best!

Kid 1: hey what’s the name of your new puppy?
Kid 2: Bagel the Beagle!
Kid 1: that’s such a cute name for a cute dog!
Kid 2: it is! He’s a good boy.

by CassetteMeower March 2, 2023