Sonic Screwdriver

A tool that works very well at opening and closing doors, doesn't work on wood though, that's a shame. It doesn't kill, it doesn't destroy, it doesn't (usually) disintegrate (itself). The Sonic Screwdriver will pop up anywhere in time (Unless you caused the first caveman to hang himself (in that case, silly you)).

"Don't take a Sonic Screwdriver to IKEA, it may work well at defeating a bunch of hostile, liquid aliens but it doesn't work well on flatpack"

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