Devious Oinkster’ Lick

Stealing “Oinkster’” pig key chains for little ass kids.

You: hey
Person: hi
You: Wanna hit a “Devious Oinkster’ Lick?”
Person: bet
You: Snatches pig keychain from little kid*
Person: 🙀💀
You: uh daddy 🐱👈👈👈👈