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Dumpin' Donuts

The pooh that erupts, sometimes within minutes of either finishing your dunkins breakfast sandwich or when you've made just to the half way mark of an dunkins iced coffee

Patrick - It was only a 12 minute walk between dunks and my place!
Ivy - You should've known better than to eat your dunkins sandwich so far from the safety of a toilet. Your dunkin donuts trip is going to cause you dumpin' donuts in your pants!

by Caswellianhero July 18, 2021


wife selling

The act of selling ones wife for money or services! Bringing her by a halter to a popular area in town for auction.

The following was an exchange between two New Hampshire gentlemen...wife selling at it's finest!

White Mike from Manchester: Rick, I will give you the house and all in it, including my wife, for your apartment. I only want to swap beds. Mine is EXPENSIVE! It's a squishy, puffy, cloud.

Big Dick Johnston: I will only do this if there is promise of your debit cards, loaded with $300 dollars each, and i keep your current cable plan, as well as you providing a new metal roof.

White Mike from Manchester: It will be done this Thursday. P.S. how i was with her...don't fall in bruh!

by Caswellianhero November 16, 2016

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