A very short person, so short they could wack your penis while standing straight.
Pimp: Don't make me send my penis wacker on yo' ass!
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A black cat.
Trey: Yo' man, I heard walking under ladders can cause bad luck!
Jesse: Dude, fuck ladders. Watch out for those damn Catniggers! Those bitches be everywhere.
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