Willie

When we hear the name Willie we usually think of bikers, guitar players, and flaccid penises, but this particular type are fat, stinky, lazy bastards who don't know how to shower. And could be bikers, guitar players, and flaccid penises. They tend to look butch, but are actually guys. They usually look like the redneck, tow truckin', cracker type. And when eating they sweat like pigs and throw back a couple days worth of groceries in one setting...DAMN! You might find him greedy with money and possessions...even people. They can put on a good act of being friendly, then stab you in the back and steal your shit. They tend to be attracted to defeated women too. Desperate Ladies beware!

"Eew! Don't look, but there's a Willie staring at you."

"Girl...I think that you're being stalked by a Willie."

"OMG! That's one of those nasty ass Willies!"

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