Boris Johnson

Full name: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

An absolute idiot who’s slightly better than Donald Trump. He can’t follow his own rules however and was the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland from 2019 to 2022 when everyone in his cabinet resigned for allowing sexual assaulter Chris Pincher into his Cabinet

Teacher: Is using their phone in class
Student: You Boris Johnson!

Sir Kid Starver

A nickname given to Sir Kier Starmer by some in the UK after he decided that he didn't want to support Free School Meals anymore.

Have you heard, Sir Kier Starmer has u-turned on Free School Meals. He's more like Sir Kid Starver now!