Pokemon Brown

An RPG game, developed by Game Freak and Creatures Inc. in 2002. It is arguably the best game from the 'Pokemon' series to be released on game-boy and game-boy colour.

It was later re-released on the Nintendo DS in 2009, under the name of 'Pokemon Poo-Brown' and was a hit amongst all the youngsters.

Jeffrey: "Man! Did you ever play Pokemon Brown when you were a kid?? It was the sickest!"

Luke: "Yeah man, i used to play it all the time! I heard they're releasing it on DS, its gonna be called Pokemon Poo-Brown! I cant wait till it comes out.."

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Sphincter Sense

The anuses uncanny ability to sense when a toilet is near by. This is most apparent when embarking on a long trip home, knowing that you need to poo. The sphincter will not let the poo crown until you are seconds away from a toilet, saving you from ruining your pants.

"I'm positive there is a toilet nearby, my sphincter senses are tingling!"

Beached Turd

When someone defecates in a toilet which has very little water. The poo lands on the edge of the toilet basin and is not completely submerged, creating a deadly stank which diffuses beyond the bathroom throughout the whole house.

Man, can you smell that? I think it's coming from the bathroom downstairs... Tina must have left a beached turd in my toilet.

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