Phlegmgasm

The unwanted ejaculation of phlegm that comes out when a sick person coughs as to clear their throat.

Yesterday at Starbucks, my minority friend Michael phlegmgasmed his mocha mucus onto the attractive barista.

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red light shower

The sexual act of a couple exiting their vehicle when they reach a red light and taking turns urinating on each other in the middle of an intersection before the light turns green again. Not a good idea during rush hour.

After drinking their sodas, Hektor and the foreign exchange student decided to enjoy a red light shower on top of their 1978 Cutlass.

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