Cats

Awesome animals that kick your asses if you pet them, they FUCKING CHASE Ghosts. Cats are awesome. That reason is the cats are awesome at kicking asses.

These cats just fucked me...

10👍 2👎

shit

Shit is the amount of fucks given when your wife who you already cheated on cheats on you. Oh, and also a dickbag.

Friend: "Hey, I heard your wife cheated on you."
You: "I don't give two shits." Aka, I don't give a FUCK that she cheated. "I cheated first."
Friend: "Wow you fucked up your own marriage you piece of shit"