Gay

Being happy. Not homosexual.

Matt: Hey, Dave. You're in a good mood.
Dave: I'm always gay.
Matt: wtf?! So you want to suck boy dick?
Dave: Nah, mate. Gay meaning jolly. I'm not a sick homosexual pedophile motherfucker.
Matt: Oh, phew.

Goblin

A synonym for Tranny.

Male: Hey, that guy looks fucking ugly. Must be a goblin.
Female: Shh. We don't want to get involved with pedo freaks like him.

Goblin: It's MA'AM!

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