Emerald

1)An awesome little town where it is quite acceptable to crack open a warm VB the morning after a hard night drinking and wear flannies and footy shorts.

2)The green place with lots of trees and the steam train.

3) A town containing 3 pizza shops including Hilbilly Pizza. 3 fish and chip shops including the fish and chippery and alot of drug dealers.

Billy- Dude nice flanno!! where'd you get it??

Bobby- IGA in Emerald for 6 bucks!!

Billy- oh man it even smells like weed and VB!

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Slow Comfortable Screw

1) some good sex.

2) a cocktail containing gin and orange juice.

Jane: hey jaime let have a slow comfortable screw
Jaime: yer ok
Chris: mad sluts can i film it?
Jaime and Jane: sure!
Jane to bar-tender: hey can i have a slow comfortable screw?
Bar-tender: sure meet me out the back in 5.

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Proton Enhanced Nuclear Induction Spectroscopy

(acronym)PENIS!!!

also some jibbberish for something smart i guess...

Hey man, check out my Proton Enhanced Nuclear Induction Spectroscopy =0

wow! Thats a huuuuuuge Proton Enhanced Nuclear Induction Spectroscopy!

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