Girl

The most mysterious thing known to existence. They trick us, confuse us, and if you're lucky, they please us.

I will never understand that girl, never.

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sex

When two people decide that they're horny and want to have sex. Sex can be 4 things:
1. When a man puts his penis into a girl's vagina.
2. When a man puts his penis into a man's butthole.
3. When two girls take a dildo and imitate 1.
4. Not technically sex but when a girl/man sucks on a man's penis.

One day as I was hanging out in my room, my boyfriend came in. "Hey babe." He said. "Hi." He walked over to my bed and sat down. "Listen, I'm hor-" I cut him off with a kiss. "Me too," I whispered. In a flash all of our clothes were of and in a pile on the floor. He and I had sex harder then ever before and afterwords I sucked him off.

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Potato

The most amazing thing known to mankind.

Mm, these potatoes are delicious!

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