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The Baked Noodle refers to a pathetically limp penis being baked in a vagina that is most likely bored, probabaly somewhat sleepy, and definately bone dry. This emasculating manevour is reserved for only the most miserable of shrimp dicks. However, the shrimp dick that manages to blow his load desipite his noodle being baked takes admirable resliance. Despite such tremendous effort, the Baked Noodle remains distressing and worthless.
The man starts of strong. His noodle is impressively stout. However, his lack of brawn, grit, and possible gayness results in his noodle being cooked. This an unbelievable and utterly mornful scenerio. He is no longer a man, and most reteat in complete and terrible shame. His only chance at some mild form of redemtion is to force, no, strain his Baked Noodle into a deplorable, weak orgasm. Although he has blown his load, he has left his woman completely unsatisfied and most likely a little disgusted.
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When you have sex with a women who has passed out, most likey due to severe inebreation. This does not include an instance where date rape drugs where used, only from the women's lack of self control. The Cal Norton pertains to a woman who has suggested sex only to pass out, as well as when a women passes out during sex and you decide the job is worth finishing.
For those who enjoy the occassional Cal Norton Jr., an excellent method is to nudge your hubby as she sleeps while suggesting sex. She may respond with a delerious grunt/sigh of apporoval. Congradulations, time for a Cal Norton Jr.
The Cal Norton Jr. is a complex and delicate interation, demonstrating the true passion between only the most intimate of lovers.
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Woman: (Cries of extacy as you pound her, savagley)
Man: Grunts of manly delight
Woman: ZZZZZZZZ
Man: Hmmm, what the hell? (He decides to resume the smash fest)
This is a classic example of the always enjoyable and unbelievably classy, Cal Norton Jr. (Talladega Nights). Yea Boi!
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