FGAS

Fat Girl Angle Shot, more commonly known as 'FGAS'.

This occurs when,

A.) A fat girl takes a picture of herself, then crops out the body, leaving her face.

B.) A fat girl takes a picture of herself from an angle, trying to look 'skinnier'. See epic fail

C.) A fat girl gets her friend to take a picture of her, then using a crappy shooping program to make sparkly glitters appear in every where in the picture, EXCEPT HER FACE.

(not to be confused with fags)

Person 1: Hey man, did you see that chicks myspace page?
Person 2: Oh yeah, she was totally hawt.
Person 1: Yeah! Hey Person 3, c'mere!
*person 3 looks at picture*

Person 3: NAWWW MAN, THAT BE A FGAS!!!

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Hey look an eagle!

What you use when stuck in a tense situation, and need to get away fast. Similar to the Twix commercials.

Bob: What the HELL man? You've been sleeping with my goddamn WIFE!!!

Mary: It was a one time thing, Bob! I'm sorry! Joe, say you're sorry.

Joe:...HEY LOOK AN EAGLE!!!

*Joe flees*

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