Second circumcision

When you get sucked by a girl with braces

Guy 1: shit bro I just got my second circumcision

Guy 2: dude u said u would stop with the 8th graders man

Landing strip

When you are in or about to begin the act of male masterbation in your bed and lay down a neat line of toilet paper at the projected target so it doesn’t get on your bed.

Guy 1: yea man I laid down the phatest landing strip last night but it just want enough to contain this December 1st nut.

Guy 2: I totally get it man same thing happened to me

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Tamping

The act of soaking an extra large tampon in hard liquor then inserting into the anal cavity in order to get intoxicated.

Guy 1: hey man I got some extra large tampons from my gf u tryna go tamping tonight?

Guy 2: yea fs thank god for her heavy flow

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