Second circumcision

When you get sucked by a girl with braces

Guy 1: shit bro I just got my second circumcision

Guy 2: dude u said u would stop with the 8th graders man

Tamping

The act of soaking an extra large tampon in hard liquor then inserting into the anal cavity in order to get intoxicated.

Guy 1: hey man I got some extra large tampons from my gf u tryna go tamping tonight?

Guy 2: yea fs thank god for her heavy flow

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Landing strip

When you are in or about to begin the act of male masterbation in your bed and lay down a neat line of toilet paper at the projected target so it doesn’t get on your bed.

Guy 1: yea man I laid down the phatest landing strip last night but it just want enough to contain this December 1st nut.

Guy 2: I totally get it man same thing happened to me

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