Boston Backslap

The Boston Backslap is the sexual act of rooting doggy-style and the male pretends to be edging near to climax, instead shitting into his hand and slapping it on the females back.

Billy: Bro I was fucking that dog of a cunt Deanna, and she was a shit root so I shit in my hand and slapped it on her back.

Joey: So you Boston Backslapped her cunt?

Billy: Yeah, I only found out after she was your mrs though....

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Fair deuce

A saying commonly used by strange cunts with 2 first names

Example: Mark-John

GOOD BLOKE: Hey MJ! Go and get fucked ya half chewed crumpet

MJ: Fair Deuce bruz

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