What the penis is called when a man smackes it across a women's face while she is performing oral sex. The left cheek is the ding, and the right cheek is the dong.
He slapped his ding dong across her face.
162π 163π
To give yourself up freely to get some ass.
I put out last night.
331π 671π
Short for "shut your mouth or feel like a trout" which is a derivative of "You had better shut up unless you want a pocket full of water"
Hey P why don't you hurry up?
P: "mouth or trout"
2π 9π
The obituary section of a newspaper.
I was reading the irish sports pages and I found out that Old Man Boyle croaked.
114π 230π