Cosby Steamer

Warmer than a "Cosby Sweater" and more fashionable than the "Cleveland Steamer", the "Cosby Steamer" is for both experienced freaks and novice sadomasochists alike; but not the faint of heart. A Cosby Steamer requires one to defecate on a partner's chest after consuming a chromatically diverse meal, thereby enveloping them in a multicolored shit-sweater. It's da puddig!

Though we'd eaten it all, Sarah's sweet corn chili was too good not to share, so when her roommate came home we warmed her up with a hearty Cosby Steamer.

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