Purplechairian

A derogatory racial slur used to describe a white person who has never been subjected to any form of struggle.

Person 1: Racism against white people? Don’t be stupid, you can’t be racist to Purplechairians!
Person 2: ...but you just were.

Doing a Juliet

Fingering a wall (typically a balcony wall) as a means of displaying sexual desire towards your love interest.
Often followed by sleeping with them and then killing yourself next to your love.

First seen in the 1968 romance film, Romeo and Juliet.

Girl 1: Are you into that Romeo guy?

Girl 2: No... where would you get that idea?

Girl 1: Because, whenever you see him you start Doing a Juliet... you’ve fingered a hole into your balcony wall.

Vassage

A very high quality Vaginal Massage.

Guy: You're a Masseuse right?

Masseuse: Yeah, but I only give Vassage.

Guy: Dafuq is a Vassage!