wiggshrimp

A very, VERY, VERY small penis(1-3cm)

You have a wiggshrimp.

Coytel

To try and get someone to stop talking about something.

Don't you try to coytel me, you know full well what you have done!

The Great Wallaby

All of the deserts in the USA combined. (Named The Great Wallaby because the mountains form a shape that looks like a Wallaby or a Rabbit from space.)

The Grand Canyon is in The Great Wallaby.

Human Dog

A person who has a very sensitive nose

Have you seen John? I heard he is a Human Dog.

Spursy Goal

A weird/lucky goal

That’s got to be the most spursy goal I have ever seen it took 5 deflections into the striker for him to finish it off

Sightsieze

When you don't want to see something.

Oh, I sightsieze that!

Skibidi

A synonym for evil or bad

Person 1: I robbed a bank
Person 2: You’re so skibidi