Marsh mule

A guy that calls girls swamp donkeys but is really hypocritically speaking about himself and his love for fat nasty swamp ladies. Often sleeps with any donkey with a swamp between the legs. Can be known as a desperate mule who has no care for the swamp and just wants to settle in a marsh with his piggish self. Can be found at bars scoping swamp donkeys.

That marsh mule shouldn't be calling any swamp donkeys out with that mug of his.

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