the english have landed

Definitely one of the strangest French idiom out there. It translates as “The English have landed” (from a boat). So, what is the relation between the English and menstruating? Well, this expression dates back to Napoleon and the British army, then called the redcoats. Go figure!

Guy 1: Dude, don’t fuck with her today.

Guy 2: “Why?”
Guy 1: “Because mans she’s pissy. “The English have landed.”

Brisk

Cheap tasting soda that black people buy.

Guy 1 That ugly chick is drinking that cheap soda...
Guy 2 Was it brisk?
Guy 1 Damn straight!

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