Cooties

Cooties are negatively charged particles. They are not the same as germs, or else they would not have different names. If you get too close to a cootie source you may be sucked into a cootie force field. Therefore stay away from all cootie sources i.e. boys.

I cannot come in contact with George because I do not want to be trapped in a forcefield of cooties.

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