Darcie

1. To be of the Gnomes (garden variety or otherwise), gnometacular.
2. To be one with the Gnomes, and to surround oneself with objects (eg. gnomes) that would otherwise define one as bat-shit insane (in the best way possible)
3. To listen to the Gnomes, and communicate with them on a trans-spacial level; see Gnome-Whisperer, Gnome Avatar ∞

1. As she ascended from the forest, her arms and shoulders bedecked with tiny bearded figures, Todd suspected he had found a Darcie.

2. Though she may be Darcie, we still love her.

3. As the spirit of Darcie ran through her, the tiny gnome was suddenly healed

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