He is the most sexiest and coolest person in the world, he is soooo hot and his big butt chin describes how much he loves you. Hes very good in bed and wants to be your sugar daddy. People can tend to get jealous of his charm, And he will turn you on like a light switch.
Handsome squidward is my daddy!
Mommy magitha is super cool and hot, she is always very mommyish and is my mommy