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vacation dick

1. A dick so huge you can only take it once or twice. Compared to a boyfriend dick
2. A dick you'd only fuck to remember why you love your man

Jessie: "So what happened with that guy you hooked up with? Are you gonna text him back?"
Kaylee: "Hell no!"
Jessie: "Why not? He was hot af!"
Kaylee: "I know! He was great once, but he had such a vacation dick!"
Jessie: "Ooh... Can I have his number?"

by Cecilll April 10, 2016


Born On a Sunday

A euphemism for gay
From the last line of the poem "Monday's Child":
"The child born on the Sabbath day is bonnie and blithe and good and gay"

"I wouldn't ask him out if I were you... I hear he was 'born on a sunday'"

by Cecilll November 5, 2017


Born on a Sunday

Gay, a secret way of saying someone's gay

Taken from the last line that one old poem "Monday's Child is Fair of Face"
"A child born on the Sabbath day is bonnie and blithe and good and gay"

Jennifer: Craig's kinda cute, dontchya think?
Dani: Yeah but he's...yknow... born on a Sunday
Jennifer: Oohhh nevermind then

by Cecilll August 8, 2017


sfbs

some fuckin bull shit

erin: what's sfbs?
laura: literally anything you say ever

by Cecilll April 27, 2017


Marshmallow

the act of spraying boiling butter splashback on one's face

"I'll marshmallow your mum"

by Cecilll October 30, 2017