Turd in a Blender

What you feel like when you get up early in the morning and go to work work hard and get home late.
Same as hammered turd.

This has been such a hard week. I'm so tired. I feel like a turd in a blender.

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Digga

A black guy with a shovel

I know a digga who's good at digging holes.

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Put a dick in it

A way of telling someone to shut up, "it" referring to your mouth, as in "put a sock in it", however this one is more vulgar as it also implies "suck my penis", also a way of telling someone to "fuck off".

BLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLA
PUT A DICK IN IT!

Stop getting under him and start getting over him

What you say to someone who should break off a relationship but feels hesitant to do so.

Sarah: I found out Dan cheated on me again.
Caroline: You should break up with him.
Sarah: I know, but I don't want to leave him. He told me he loves me and that he won't do it again.
Caroline: He's a total scum bag. And you're only sticking around for sex. You need to stop getting under him and start getting over him.

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370H55V

Look at it upside down.

Unfortunately, there is nothing to use for "V", so it will not work using just numbers (That would be HILARIOUS if it did), and 4 does not always look like an upside down "h" (and it looks like a lowercase h).
U R A 370H55V

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Captain Butthole

A person who is being really annoying.

Just call someone "Captain Butthole" the same way you would call them "Turd Pants" or "Butt Licker" or "Ass Wipe".

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