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When you attach your car battery's jumper cable's to your testicles after putting them in your partner's mouth, turning on the power and letting the electricity force them to bite down on your dingleberries hard enough to bleed while foaming at the mouth.
"My girlfriend said if I don't show up to her old cunt of a father's party she'd give me a Testilectro Strawberry Sundae the next time she sees me."