seasonal asshole disorder

A seasonal affection, generally brought on by summer, wherein the afflicted regularly drinks more than a socially condoned portion and refuses to acknowledge or consider pleas from loved ones. Symptoms may include spraying fire pits with flammable chemicals (I.e., bug spray) or needlessly flaunting wokeness.

I'm worried about Bill...I think he may have Seasonal Asshole Disorder after nearly burning off that girl's eyebrows