Sad Nasty

When someone uses their tears as anal lubricant with their sexual partner.

Josh: I saw Alec walk out of the Library crying, is he okay?
Connor: Yeah he was probably doing the Sad Nasty with his girlfriend again.

Roman Day

When one has sex with their partner for 6 hours while lifting weights and/or being intoxicated

Alex: Dude Evan is looking jacked! What's his secret?
Charlie: He and his girlfriend love having Roman Days! They do them all the time!

Extra Slutty Olive Oil

Extra Virgin Olive oil that you put your penis in multiple times before using. Can be used for cooking or dressing.

Jennifer: “WOW this dressing has a nice salty flavor to it, what oil did you use?”

Dan: “It’s actually my homemade extra slutty olive oil!”

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Roman Week

When one has sex with their partner for 72 continuous hours, taking breaks only to drink wine and/or smoke weed

John: Hey I haven't seen Caleb in a few days, know where he is?
Jack: Yeah last I heard he and his girlfriend were having a Roman Week