Extra Slutty Olive Oil

Extra Virgin Olive oil that you put your penis in multiple times before using. Can be used for cooking or dressing.

Jennifer: “WOW this dressing has a nice salty flavor to it, what oil did you use?”

Dan: “It’s actually my homemade extra slutty olive oil!”

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Roman Week

When one has sex with their partner for 72 continuous hours, taking breaks only to drink wine and/or smoke weed

John: Hey I haven't seen Caleb in a few days, know where he is?
Jack: Yeah last I heard he and his girlfriend were having a Roman Week

Sad Nasty

When someone uses their tears as anal lubricant with their sexual partner.

Josh: I saw Alec walk out of the Library crying, is he okay?
Connor: Yeah he was probably doing the Sad Nasty with his girlfriend again.

Roman Day

When one has sex with their partner for 6 hours while lifting weights and/or being intoxicated

Alex: Dude Evan is looking jacked! What's his secret?
Charlie: He and his girlfriend love having Roman Days! They do them all the time!