When one has extremely cool socks. Those who don't are at risk of throwing off others' sock swag. Beware.
Man: That dude has crazy sock swag i cant even believe it!
Hot Girl: Really? I would totally go for some dude with major sock swag.
Man: What about me?
Hot girl: Fuck no, your gay socks fucks with his awesome sock swag
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