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Eren Yeager

Eren Yeager is the main antagonist and protagonist of the series Attack on Titan. This sexy mf committed mass genocide but he is still hot as fuck. Eren Yeager, also known as 'daddy' needs his titanic shlong sucked.

Eren Yeager, a mf who would give his left testicle to be free.
Kid: "Yo Eren,what the hell are you doing?? I'm on a fast!!!"
Eren: "EAT. YOU ARE FREE. TATAKAE." *Tatakae means fight in Japanese.

by CertifiedBallsJuggler68659708 May 31, 2024


Skibidi

The word uttered by the devil himself; a curse upon earth. A threat to humanity's remaining intelligence. A word originally used in a dumb song with a guy jiggling his belly. Now adapted into Skibidi Toilet, the true work of Satan.

Skibidi: A word used by people with mental dissabilities or are under ten years of age.

Person 1: "Hey how are you bro?"
Person 2: "I'm good, my one two buckle my shoe Skibidi Ohio gyatt sigma rizzler with the Fanum tax."
Person 1: "I want to see you hanging in the street."

by CertifiedBallsJuggler68659708 May 31, 2024


Markiplier

Mark Fischbach, known on YouTube as Markiplier, and 'daddy'. His name originally came from combining his first name with multiplier. He is known for his Five Nights at Freddy's series, and plenty of other projects he has published on Youtube. As of now, he has continued uploading again because he has finished his Iron Lung movie. The most recent videos show him sitting in a bathtub, playing horror games. Markiplier stands at about 3'9" and weighs more than your mother. He is also known for his massive cock.

Markiplier, the sexy Youtube man.

Person 1: "Markiplier uploaded, did you watch his recent videos?"
Person 2: "Yeah, but why the fuck is he in a bathtub?"
Person 1: "I have no idea, but I wish he would get naked if he is in a bathtub."

by CertifiedBallsJuggler68659708 May 31, 2024


Ohio

Ohio, also known as the Florida of the Midwest, is a living fever dream. When I visited Ohio, me and my family slept in the local Mcdonald's parking lot at 12:00 am while waiting for an Uber. I saw a mf order food through the drive through on his hoverboard. An elderly man nearly ran over me on his motorcycle while I watched the man next to me pee in the dumpster. Never go to Ohio.

Ohio, the most goofy ahh location in the US.

Person 1: "Yo bro I once went to Ohio and my dad got jumped by a band of Ikea employees with kangaroos."
Person 2: "Only in Ohio."

by CertifiedBallsJuggler68659708 May 31, 2024