Starbucks

If you want to work at Starbucks there are some requirements. You have to be eccentric, listen to death metal, write poetry, and to smoke clove cigarettes (because you're a rebel).
If you want to play chess there...You have no life.
If you want to read at there...Dont.
If you want to write your shit novel... Do it at home.
This store is for coffee. and ice cream. and coffee/icecream/soy/chai milkshakes.
My advice...go to Dunkin Donuts.

"Hi my name is Jim and I would like to work here at Starbucks."

"Okay...whens the last time you cried to yourself in the dark."

"uhh. Never."

"Sorry, youre not right for the job."

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