November 15

The day you are allowed ,under any circumstance, to pick up your tallest friend and throw them into the school vending machine

Me: Yo Dan, it’s November 15th
Dan: shit

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December 26

People born on this day are hopeless romantics. They love somebody but are too afraid to tell them because it would ruin their relationship.

Also all holiday shit goes on sale on that day too.

Goddammit I don't care if you were born on December 26, grow a pair and ask her out!

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November 12

The day you force your friend to ask out their crush.

Me: Yo Tre it's November 12.
Tre: shit
Me: Do it

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Vlil

When you try to type lol but fuck up

I tried and failed vlil. What is vlil? I meant lol

E-Card

The censored version of the term "retard" in the television release of Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.

SCOTT: Sorry, what are we doing?

STEPHEN STILLS: I told you like fifty times!

KIM PINE: We're going to this party, e-card.

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Kelleigh

The coolest girl you'll ever meet. She likes some of the more obscure things you do and is always there for you.

Yo bro, I came out to Kelleigh, and she accepts me for who I am!