Lendtard

*A mortgage lender that lacks the basic life skills to be a productive member of society.

*A retarded mortgage lender

“Man, Shank is such a Lendtard.”

“My Lendtard mortgage guy has my loan all messed up”

Keener

A party or get together where booze or gambling is frowned upon.

Dude, that party was a total Keener. If you’re planning on throwing a Keener, count me out!