fuckwit

Someone completely devoid of clue or common sense. A person who makes you wonder how life can exist with people this stupid. See also: Josh Katz.

Josh: Aww =(
Me: Frown it up, fuckwit.

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faggler

A little bitch.

see also: kage

That little faggler stole my beer!

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Danmarinos

"dan-mar-in-ous" or colloquially as "dan-bos"
Secret code used by supremely intelligent males to refer to large breasts when in the company of large breasted women.

Context: Two males at a social event come into the presence of two large breasted women.
"Mate do you think Danmarino had a good game today"
"Dan played bloody well mate!"
Female's - I didn't catch the game guys - i don't like football"

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numpty

Description of person who can't create a second page in a booklet in MS Word

Oh, Pavlina, you numpty, you're doing ma heed in!

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reverse viginia

This happens when a man shoves his junk between his legs, bends over and spreads his ass cheeks. Not to be confused with the fruit basket, which has NO spread butt cheeks.

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stroked to cracker (my son)

When you try do do something but fail and look like a full idiot

person A- "Im gonna beat your ass at WRC"

few minutes later, person A has been beaten at WRC badly.

person B- "stroked to cracker" ("my son"-optional)

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butt stew

Having really bad diarrea..

I had to rush to the bathroom to make some butt stew..

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