Andy

Never cross an andy because if you do you will be the one suffering mass casualties and not by obvious situation but by freak accidents of natures that defy the laws of the very fabric of time and space itself. If you cheat on an andy a tree may fall in front of your house or a shodowy figure will appear out of nowhere in you room when you sleep to fuel your very nightmares. Andy is not a sex a sex god but he does know what hes doing in the sheets and goes that extra mile in the sheets to assure his woman that hes with that her desires will be fufilled by him and only him. If you betray him he will cut you off and you will freeze to death from the cold side of his heart. Never take an andy for granted because he means what he says n delivers on promises. Dont try to get into an andy's head or you will get lost forever because the first moment he looked into yours he hacked your soul and figured you out. Even if you have ill motives he will play along just to show you how dumb you look but if you have sincere motives he is your greatest ally and is the best member to have on your team. Andy's run a top secret orginization that contains many agents for a greater good. Many agents of andys are highly trained by disguised to look foolish and slightly dimwitted but beware they arent as "nice" as an andy. Its the mercy of an andy that keeps us from wiping out injustice with horrifying events. All i can say is i have an andy. He is my king and i am his queen.

"Give me that feeling forever andy"

Guy 1 "andy is a fag
Guy 2 you are just a hater

*andy takes a seat*

Guy2 "oh hey andy its good to see you"
Guy1 " whos the fag now"

Andy "eat a dick guy 2 i could smell your bullshit from a mile away. C'mon guy1 i got someone i want to introduce you to"
*hot girl walks up to shake guy ones hand*